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Mean Machine (2001): movie guide
Mean Machine (2001) is a Comedy, Drama running about 99 minutes. It holds a TMDB score of 6.3/10 from 675 votes. Notable cast includes Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown. Cinema Box covers trailers, cast, and details for discovery — not full streaming.
- Released: 2001-12-26
- Runtime: 99 min
- TMDB: 6.3/10
- Genres: Comedy, Drama
Last updated: 2026-11-11 · First listed: 2001-12-26

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What is Mean Machine about?
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast highlights
Mean Machine features Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood, Robbie Gee. Open the Cinema Box title page for the full cast list and character credits.
Key facts
Release date: 2001-12-26. Runtime: 99 minutes. TMDB score: 6.3/10 (675 votes). Genres: Comedy, Drama. Original language: en. Status: Released.
Discover Mean Machine on Cinema Box
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Frequently asked questions
- What genre is Mean Machine?
- Mean Machine is listed as Comedy, Drama on TMDB.
- How long is Mean Machine?
- Mean Machine runs about 99 minutes.
- Who stars in Mean Machine?
- Cast highlights include Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood, Robbie Gee.
- Does Cinema Box stream Mean Machine?
- No. Cinema Box is discovery-only — trailers, details, ratings, and watchlists. It does not host or stream full movies.
- Where can I track Mean Machine?
- Open the Mean Machine page on cinemabox.app or install the official Cinema Box Android app from Google Play for watchlists and discovery tools.








